hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "global counter" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am play normal. pls no copy pasterino my story.

hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "global counter" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am play normal. pls no copy pasterino my story.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

☑ "This guy's deck is FAIR" ☑ "I have a decent chance of winning against a deck like that" ☑ "He drew two out of many possible answers" ☑ "Nice topdeck! Haha, that happens, dang!!" ☑ "He could have had better cards" ☑ "Hmm maybe I could have played differently" ☑ "I have a lot to learn" ☑

☑ "This guy's deck is FAIR" ☑ "I have a decent chance of winning against a deck like that" ☑ "He drew two out of many possible answers" ☑ "Nice topdeck! Haha, that happens, dang!!" ☑ "He could have had better cards" ☑ "Hmm maybe I could have played differently" ☑ "I have a lot to learn" ☑

When Hafu buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun.

When Hafu buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when Kripp orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

A Romanian man, roughly 6'5", skeleton thin, with black hair and scraggly beard has been seen riding the NYC Sub train and violently "Bro-Fisting" passengers

ALERT: A Romanian man, roughly 6'5", skeleton thin, with black hair and scraggly beard has been seen riding the NYC Sub train and violently "Bro-Fisting" passengers. He's accompanied by a short Asian man dressed as Hitler who reputedly cuts out the tongue of anyone who refuses to give him $5. Exercise caution and stay way from the Subs!

The rune platebody is a platebody made from runite bars

The rune platebody is a platebody made from runite bars. It is the best platebody that players are able to smith, granting 375 experience. Making a rune platebody requires 99 Smithing, 5 runite bars, and a hammer. To wear a rune platebody, players must have completed the Dragon slayer quest and have 40 Defence. .

Reynad. Talk to us about those games against Phonetap

Reynad. Talk to us about those games against Phonetap. Please. LEgit talk, not random troll stuffs. What did you think ? How did you feel ? Can you guys spam this with me so he reads it ? I REALLY want to hear about it. PLEASE. Help me guys.

Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries.

Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I'd like to let you know that we've just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don't be funny and copy and paste this. This is business, kid.