Wednesday, September 2, 2015

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

Monday, August 31, 2015

Amaz said, "Gentlemen and Nadia, I have an idea - a $200,000 Hearthstone team league." Hosty spoke up timorously, "But we don't have $200k, how will we pay?" Amaz laughed, "We will win our tournament and never pay a dime!" Hosty cried, "That's a scam!" Amaz backhanded him and said, "You're fired." In the dark, Xixo began to sweat...

 Amaz said, "Gentlemen and Nadia, I have an idea - a $200,000 Hearthstone team league." Hosty spoke up timorously, "But we don't have $200k, how will we pay?" Amaz laughed, "We will win our tournament and never pay a dime!" Hosty cried, "That's a scam!" Amaz backhanded him and said, "You're fired." In the dark, Xixo began to sweat...

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

yeah, i love slayer. go slayer! he rules. in the zone. you dont wanna mess with him! i love memes. they call me meme master. slayer (slayer slayer slayer) i love memes. memes rock. slayer rules. un-friggin-believable. its andy salad and i'm. killing this meme track. face full of balls! go slayer! infinity slayer. when i'm on the mountain. KILIMANJARO. I'm drivin by you. SUNDAY DRIVER. im gonna kill you i am andy salad. take me on the jam. ROCKET SCIENTIST.

yeah, i love slayer. go slayer! he rules. in the zone. you dont wanna mess with him! i love memes. they call me meme master. slayer (slayer slayer slayer) i love memes. memes rock. slayer rules. un-friggin-believable. its andy salad and i'm. killing this meme track. face full of balls! go slayer! infinity slayer. when i'm on the mountain. KILIMANJARO. I'm drivin by you. SUNDAY DRIVER. im gonna kill you i am andy salad. take me on the jam. ROCKET SCIENTIST.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

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☐ Not nice ☑ Nice ☑ Really Nice ☑ Tyranniceaurus Rex ☑ http://Cash4Nice.com[1] ☑ Grapes of Nice ☑ Ship Niced ☑ Nice marks the spot ☑ Caught red haniced☑ The Nice Side Story ☑ Singin' In The Nice ☑ Painting The Roses Nice ☑ Nice Van Winkle ☑ Parks and Nice ☑ Lord of the Nice: The Renice of the King ☑ Star Nice☑ The Nice Prince of Bel-Air ☑ A Game of Nice ☑ Niceflix ☑ Drop it like it's nice ☑ The Nice-men ☑ School Of Nice ☑ I am Fire, I am Nice ☑ Nice and Roll ☑ Professor Nice ☑ Catcher in the Nice ☑ Nice-22☑ Harry Potter: The Half-Nice Prince ☑ Great Nicepectations ☑ Nice Paper Scissors ☑ NiceCraft ☑ Grand Nice Auto V ☑ Call of Nice: Modern Nicefare 2 ☑ Legend Of Zelda: OcariNice of Time ☑ Nice It Ralph ☑ Left 4 Nice ☑http://www.niceit.com[2] ☑ Pokemon: Fire Nice ☑ The Shawshank Nicedemption ☑ The Nicefather☑ The Dark KNice☑ Fiddler on the Nice☑ The Nice Files ☑ The Good, the Bad, and The Nice ☑ Nice Gump ☑ The SileNice of the Lambs☑ The Green Nice ☑ Gladinicetor ☑ Spiniceted Away ☑ TermiNicetor 2: Nicement Day ☑ The Dark KNice Rises ☑ The Nice King ☑ NICE-E ☑ Citizen Nice☑ Requiem for a Nice☑ NICE TO NICE ass to ass ☑ Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Nice ☑ Niceheart ☑ Batnice Begins ☑ 2001: A Nice Odyssey ☑ The Wolf of Nice Street ☑ Nice's Labyrinth ☑ 12 Years a Nice ☑ Gravinice☑ Finding Nice☑ The Avenicegers ☑ There Will Be Nice☑ Christopher Nicellston ☑ Hachi: A NiceTale ☑ The Nice Ultimatum ☑ Shniced ☑ Nice Exam ☑ http://www.nicetch.tv[3] ☑ Erectile Nicefunction

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

EleGiggle 4Head I AM A SECRET FANGAY. I LOVE VANILLA ICE CREAM. I LISTEN TO THE TOP 100 BILLBOARD ARTISTS. MY FAVOURITE MOVIES ARE THE AVENGERS. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING AND I CAN'T FORM MY OWN TASTE, I JUST LIKE WHAT'S POPULAR. 4Head EleGiggle

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